Friday, January 28, 2011

Vote Of Thanks After Wedding Reception

TEACHERS, DOCTORS, AND SHOES Grocery STORTI

GOOD DAY IF YOU SEE THE MORNING ...
8.00 am, Nicole returned to school after a week of illness. She hugs me and tells me: "Master ... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL ..." "Thanks Niki ... how nice of you" "Yes 'I said ... BUT SO' TO SAY ..."!!!!
IF YOU NEED A DOCTOR ...
"Mistress ... today my mom takes me to the doctor. "" Ah ... go by the pediatrician? "" No, but it is to watch the throat and nose ... I go to the D-OT (T) URINE! "
IF YOU MUST MAKE A MACEDONIA ...
The teachers and Paola Luciana made the salad with the children ... and where you buy fruit? "FROM FRUTTOLO-VENDOLA"!
IF YOU PUT THE SHOE ON THE OTHER HAND ...
Stefy Teacher: "Alice, running shoes ... you used them wrong, "" Alice, sit down and turn your shoes ... "Aliceeee, turn your shoes !"... and Alice did not answer what it does?? He sits, lifts her feet and begins to spin them! !!

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

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Do not forget ...

MEMORIAL DAY
"The headmaster of an American high school survived the Holocaust each year he wrote to his teachers:
Dear Professor,
am a survivor of a concentration camp.
My eyes have seen what no human being should never see:
gas chambers built by learned engineers;
children killed with poison by well-trained doctors;
infants killed by nurses tubes ;
women and children killed and burned by graduates of high schools and universities.
wary, therefore, education.
My request is: Help your students become human beings.
Your efforts must never produce educated monsters, skilled psychopaths, educated of Eichmann.
reading, writing, arithmetic are not important if they do not serve to make our children more human.
Our school should be a place where diversity and differences in the only goal that is shared is personal growth.
only way to understand what it means to a school that can deliver the cultural heritage that we comes from the past, to accompany the child and the boy in the discovery of meaning, and promote the ability to innovate and build the future that every single person.
I determined not to accept a school that pursues only the usefulness of the historical moment and the fleeting moment, giving up to help the student to be what it is and build in different contexts. "
Chiappelli David, Educational Director of the 9th Circle of Modena-January 27, 2007.
With Sandra per aver pubblicato questa lettera!

Gifts For A Stroke Patient

BROUGHT IN GORMITOLOGIA!

L'interrogazione di Maestra Patty è andata bene... si è molto impegnata effettivamente... ha portato al Professorone Gormitico tre fogli di notizie di C-PORIUC e lui è rimasto senza parole! Quando abbiamo chiesto di darci un voto scritto lui ha detto: "CI... ADECCIO VADO DI LA' UN ATTIMO E TORNO" ... peggio che stare a Forum... si ritira per deliberare!!! E' tornato con i voti che potete vedere nella foto: A per me che non ho mosso un dito e A per Patty che non ci ha dormito la notte!!! Vi ricordo che guarda the "Fairly OddParents" and take the kids there ... so American votes for him is the greatest! This time it went well ... After a while, 'but said new Gormiti and we begun to show signs of slowing ... do you not noticed it?? There has been repeatedly saying "EH BUT THERE 'WHEN I NEED YOU GORMITI CPIEGO The C-Crivi" ... understand?? Urged to take notes not to confuse us! Today MOLOCH said: "CI 'BUT WE SEE HIM BUT THERE HAS EYES" ... and how to do it? "NON LO CIO' MA CION CICURO CHE CI VEDE"! Se lo dice lui che è Professore possiamo contraddirlo??? Poi Moloch "C'HA UNA CINTURA C-CARICA" ...ha finito le pile??? "NO, NON CI HA PIU' BANANE"!! mah...
Prima di salire sul pulmino gli ho chiesto: "Domani spieghi o interroghi?"...così, per regolarmi se posso stirare o se devo fare ricerche impegnative... "EH CI MA COGIA VUOL DIRE INTERROGHI?" "Vuol dire che ci fai delle domande and we must respond well ... "THERE ... AND THEN CPIEGO questions"! are unable to stay quiet for a moment!
These are the puppets Finger "MADE IN THE HANDS OF SUPER FATA ROSY" that created for me! other than those Ikea! Today the girls have performed in complex I and gymnastics ... Patty burst out laughing ... the girls 4 calories did you throw down!
We will send: "CLEAN & GYM"!

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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Balam Acab - See Birds (moon)

Monday, January 24, 2011

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GIORNO DI INTERROGAZIONI...

The day of truth has arrived ... David questioned! Teacher Patty and Laura to report! We have "sfarfugliato 'a bit of names and powers trying to muddy the waters, but the Professorone wanted details! Mmm how picky! She has given us the opportunity to come back in the early afternoon to prepare for and Magmion Forius. In the meantime, says: " BUT THERE 'ADECCO change the subject, I TALK ABOUT Fairly OddParents ... But how do you see? He wants to go ahead with the program and enter a new field known! Fortunately, it's time for nap. Teacher Patty surf the internet and print an accurate Research and rich details Magmion Florius (yes, because FORIUS was not!). Then, in the secret of living desert-style CIA hands me half the job done. Very generously gives me power Magmion 9 and she takes' I'm Florius power 4. The Professorone is presented for the timely delivery of work and I with my Magmion I grab myself a nice " WHY WE 'QUECTO E' ... PERFECT " Patty Instead we hear: " LOOK AT THAT FORCE CIONI CPIEGATO WELL ... I DO NOT DO NOT YOU SEE THAT HERE QUECTO thou hast FLOWERS AND MUSHROOMS Like I said?? . Noooooooooooooo ... not the Florius Forius that was actually called SPORIUS Professorone ... but that sometimes consonant blends, C-PORIUC told us and we understand ... Forius
fact is that Patty has asked to redo the job and he told me: " THEN WE DO ANOTHER POCCIBILITA 'THEN WE DO INCIUFFICIENTE "! Pattyyyyyyyy study !!!!!!!! You risk a school report at the end of quarter not ciufficiente!
summary ... (If you're lost in the labyrinth gormitici ...):
Maestra Laura: study = zero = zero tasks, research copied = 1 ... vote "perfect"!
Maestra Patty: scientific study and research = 10 and generosity in passing tasks = 10 ... vote pending but likely inciufficiente ...
We have presented "the injustices of the Italian school"

The following is my creation ... After the felt, was re-banned laugh!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

White Chocolate Cigarellos Make

LA MAESTRA CASALINGA...

plug from the enthusiasm and piercing envy ... I tried to knead the dough for MMF cake decorations ...

Results:
* I glued half of kitchen stuff sticky
* I colored half blue food dye
* I had to use 40% more sugar why do not solidified ...
* has been a tragic-like!
* I have put to rest the dough ... let's see how he wakes up tomorrow!
* I hope of not having to get up to rocked ...
* I'm afraid to find in the morning like a blob that encompasses what is left of my kitchen ...
* if I do not feel the next day to say that has engulfed me too!

Friday, January 21, 2011

Persephone Acrostic Poem

A SCUOLA...DI CUCINA!

With small dwarfs we are dealing with the "study" of vegetables. The legendary book "stone soup" of gave us some interesting talk and play! While we smell onions (imagine the expressions !!!), there are those who delight in creating "simple" cake ... Rosanna fairy hands this morning presented with this cake
I only had time to her two photos, taken by the morning then "watercolors at will," I have not seen even the shadow more! Those "sweet vultures" of colleagues if they are brushed in a flash! You can not enchant a while ... never distracted when there is food nearby! And here's the legendary Rosa, with its first special creation ... know that also has a red coat on which she embroidered "SR" ... Super Rosi! and go around the school using brushes dust as if they were skiing! The children sbellicano with laughter and we ... more!!
So: while I fake plastic vegetable soups, you create these wonders! (Mine is all envy!)
you up to date on the latest events: *
gormitica situation - the professor has been eclipsed and has neither questioned nor explained new things ... this "silence print "I am concerned! Plots in a "surprise test"!
* I have read to the children "love letters to little cocky," changing the names of the characters ... Lorenzo was clearly the interpreter and "flirt" had the names of his "alleged girlfriends"! He is a lot of fun and as a final comment I made the following statement accompanied by a gesture of the hand collection that goes up and down: "What you thinking??"
Lorenzo ... 3 years, sleeveless apron always "made up"
a future as a Latin lover and comedian!
Maestra Laura ... 35, 4 vote on matters gormitiche,
on a diet of cake decoration and a future to cook vegetables in plastic!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Next Straw Hat Profession

FORSE HO "LEGGERMENTE" ESAGERATO!!

stroll to the library after work by appointment by text message to Miss Books diligent and efficient .. I found a lot of interesting things for the next arguments: the body, colors, food ... then of course the books for a nap and a special one for the Latin lover Lorenzo ... ...
"love letters to little cocky," ... fabulous!
Then when I see all those books I do get carried away One moment ... and then you know ... for the relatives turn a blind eye!

Gormiti With it went well ... "Professor Gormitico" ruled today that he had no time to talk of these things because he had no "new gormitiche interesting" and then had to stand in his section to study the powers ... and was leafing through the booklet of Kinder!

Monday, January 17, 2011

Normal Range For A 2 Year Old Hemoglobin

ME LO SENTO...DOMANI MI INTERROGA!

Then: "Cyclopus, Magmion, obscurius, Tobin ..." but how many?? do not ever learn and tomorrow, I can feel it, I will be interviewed by David, connoisseur and former supreme interpreter of all Gormiti ... Since I and teacher Patty, we embarked on this conversation with her, do not we head over! Pattyyyyyy ... you studied? Look, tomorrow is the feathers! You know that "my ciorella has cciercato in compiuttter e però ce ne ho ciolo pochini...". Pattyyyyy hai studiato i poteri di Cyclopus??? A me pare il nome di un aspirapolvere...domani glielo dico...vediamo la faccia che fa!!! E io che volevo trasformarmi nella regina delle palettine del caffè e lui mi ha detto: "Ma ccchhhhe...mica che c'è un popolo delle palette"!! e ha smontato la mia idea in un nano secondo! Siccome non eravamo preparate, abbiamo tentato anche di inventarci i nomi di quelli della foresta: "Alberus...c'è??" "Ehhh io non lo cioò perchè non ce l'ho nel mio quaderno" "perchè hai un quaderno con tutti i gormiti???" "no, c'ho un quaderno ma adesso c'è ciolo un foglio"..."allora ci sarà Ramus?? Fogliolus??"..."eh not cioò not know them all "! guys that hard to go to school with anxiety Question!

Friday, January 14, 2011

How To Make The Globe Theater Cardboard

LOVE IS IN THE AIR...

subtitle" I, he and the other "! When all the kids are in their beds, turn off the light, I raise a little trickle down the window and read to them a story. Today, I get to read and Beatrice says softly: "Maahahahestraaaaa" ... "ehhh" ... "As I read the story (4yo) and Lorenzo (3 years) we kissed !"..." Ahhh, how nice "..." Yes, we kissed on the mouth ..."..." ?!?!?!?!?!?!? (I think that would make their mothers and I feel too much to laugh !!!)... well, but maybe next time datevelo cheek ..."..." Ah, but look what we love EHHHHH "! Yeah! E We are witnessing a classic betrayal! Lorenzo fact has two girlfriends: Penelope for the morning (since going home after lunch) and Beatrice for the afternoon ... I expect some interesting developments ... I'll keep you updated on the ongoing soap operas ...

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Brampton Mcdonalds Hiring

PITTURA NAIF E SILENZI IMPOSSIBILI

"Nicole, color well this cow. Do the black spots, not blue or green ... "" Oh but I come faccio a saperlo...mica ce l'ho a casa"!!!

"Federico, chiudi un pochino la bocca e mangia..."
"Ma se la chiudo come faccio a  mangiare"???

Hanno sempre ragione loro!!!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Bright Red Soles Of Feet

Jean Jacques Henner

Jean-Jacques Henner, San Sebastian, 1888, oil on canvas 150x125


Info: Henner Musée National

Monday, January 10, 2011

How To Suck Ur Own Cock

SI RIPARTE!!!

Si torna al lavoro!! Yuppi!! Ma yuppi davvero!! L'inizio non è stato dei più tranquilli visto che, arrivata nel parcheggio della scuola, sotto la pioggia, ho dovuto fare un intervento alla E.R. medici in prima linea, soccorrendo una signora elderly who had fallen with the bike ... Patty also a teacher came to his aid, carry it on ... the doctor ... luckily only a bruised knee. But I say: How to ride a bike with an umbrella open? But even the performers Moira Orfei we do it! Then the day went much better. The children of three years did not even have a fold ... happy, calm, not crying ... indeed, play, play, hungry and wants to sleep! wow ... Great stories of the holidays: Beatrice was in Rome and what was the best thing you saw?? The giraffe, wolves, simmmmie ... In short, the typical fauna Roman! Then she went to the restaurant where his parents were married che lei era già nella pancia perchè suo papà "c'aveva messo due semini"!! e questa è la flora romana!! Allora a questo punto Nicole racconta di essere andata in montagna. "Sei andata a sciare"? "Ma noooo, a dormire e mangiare"!!! Bhè giusto... In realtà ci era andata quest'estate...ma si sa che a questa età gli eventi temporali sono leggermente sfasati!!!  I fidanzatini Lorenzo e Penelope si sono ritrovati e si sono tenuti per mano tutto il giorno... non riuscivano nemmeno a trovare posto per mangiare pur di non separarsi!! E poi grandi abbracci con le colleghe e pure un super regalo!!! Grazie di cuore Patty...è bellissimo!! ...lui è Pascal, amico di Rapunzel. How do I start I would say that is not bad!