Thursday, February 24, 2011

Free Ultralight Blueprints

THERE '...

"You". Lisa
The child is made a hundred. The child has a hundred languages \u200b\u200b
hundred hands a hundred thoughts a hundred ways of thinking
di giocare e di parlare cento sempre cento modi 
di ascoltare di stupire di amare 
cento allegrie per cantare e capire cento mondi da scoprire
cento mondi da inventare cento mondi da sognare.
Il bambino ha cento lingue (e poi cento cento cento) 
ma gliene rubano novantanove.
La scuola e la cultura gli separano la testa dal corpo.
Gli dicono: di pensare senza mani di fare senza testa 
di ascoltare e di non parlare di capire senza allegrie 
to love and to marvel only at Easter and Christmas.
They tell the child: to discover the world already there
and of the hundred they steal ninety-nine.
They said that the work and play reality and fantasy
science and imagination sky and earth
reason and dream are things that do not belong together .
thus they tell the child that the hundred is not there.
The child says:
The hundred is there!
(Loris Malaguzzi)
With Maestra Patty for letting me know
and little Lisa this morning I got this design!

Friday, February 18, 2011

Dental Hygienist Belt Buckle

LETTER TO ALL GRANDPARENTS ALL GRANDCHILDREN


adored grandson and away you always
Grandfather close
In the years pass, more and more
Why
a child I held you in my arms
And then I never put down
There's sap in the branches

What goes everywhere and does not split
love my son my daughter was the result
You are my nephew, you're the flower
It's full of amazing flowers
You take my arm, you shake it rained

invisible hugs forever, all the grandsons
is not a legend, is a law

around a tree until you see Grandpa, Grandma, smiling and protects
Every step you take every day
(B. Tognolini)

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Big Booty White Women

sense of family and similarities!

this morning talking about a new food: fish!
"Who knows some kind of fish?"
"Tuna"! "Salmon"! "Swordfish"! "Octopus"! ...
Federico: " sticks! " eh ... Well, they could be missing?
Emma: "But as the swordfish?"
"It 'a big fish with a kind of sword before"
"As the hammerhead??"
"Yeah, that front is shaped like a hammer, then there sawfish"
"Then you can say that they are fish of the family tools "???!! !

While those fish with tempera and glue its scales, all chiamanoo me a thousand times: "I finished school teacher, teacher I'm done ..."
"One moment, coming from all"
 Lorenzino: "Eh ma un attimo... la maestra non è mica il polipo con cento braccia"!!   Adoro le similitudini!!!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Texas Registration Sticker November 2010

OUR VALENTINE'S DAY ...

Fotocopio i pesci, taglio le scaglie argento e poi arriva la domandona..."ma adesso è San Valentino???"...e allora via, sull'onda della curiosità collettiva, cambiamo argomento... il pesce lo facciamo domani... questo è il bello della scuola dell'infanzia: nessuno che ti assilla per il programma da rispettare, cio' che si rispetta è il desiderio di sapere. E oggi il desiderio era capire cosa c'era nell'aria... e quindi away with the theories:
"Today is the birthday of St. Valentine"
"Today is Valentine's Day Carnival"
"It 's celebration of Carnival"
"We do wish the Valentine's Day"
"I dress from Spiderman"
"When I was a ladybird
aiutooooo stop, stop ... we're going off the road ... ok, ok, I tell you!
"We celebrate the love" ... there and laughing to no end! In children, the word "love" unleashes hilarious ... like the word "sit" every two to three you ask quietly, "but to sit you can 'say that' s a bad word ?"... No, no, we call spade a spade! So apart from the big question: "But you love who you are? Is there a friend you like the most 'other ?"... mothers, be happy because you're in the middle of the replies! But if it deepens, check some love! Obviously, the more defiant on the issue was Lorenzino "So before I was in love with Beatrice," "Yes, but I do not want to kiss"! she says, "Well, but after I was in love with Penelope ..." "Luring not," says Penelope con il ditino che fa "no, no", "E va bhè adesso però di Beatrice"!! Praticamente, dopo il tradimento, c'è stato un ritorno di fiamma!! Anche se lui ultimamente è molto impegnato in giochi ginnici e non ha tempo per l'amore!!
Vi lascio i disegni che hanno fatto dopo, in onore dei loro amori... Beatrice, però, ha disegnato Leonardo... prevedo gelosia nell'aria!!!
Clikka sul disegno!!!

"Rosetta, mia gallinetta,
chick in my scooter, my brunette
scent of violet soap,
for you My heart is made submachine gun.
I'll keep an eye on eleven twenty-seven,
enchanted by your dimples.
If you love me, I promise,
you are entitled to a candy
Leone

"Lea ullallà,
quando ti vedo, lo sai,
sono molto contento.
Nello stomaco sento un peso di cemento.
Insomma, quando ci sei, per me sono guai:
mi hai tanto colpito che mi sento un po' rimbambito.
Se sarai la mia dolce amata,
ti regalerò della cioccolata.
Leone"

(Lettere d'amore a piccole smorfiose, D.Brisson e M.Legrand, Kiteedizioni)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Days Of The Week Boxers

THOSE "shape" the Master!

Come promesso, eccoci sagomate!!! Ora potrete finalmente vedere le nostre facce...
Potete lasciare SOLO commenti del tipo:
"che belle, che brave, che simpatiche, che forti, che..."!!! 

Vi presento:
la mitica...MAESTRA STEFY!!!

and now ... MISTRESS TATIANA!
blasts of trumpets ... MISTRESS PATTY!!
e. .. drum roll TEACHER LAURA!

I open the TV voting to decide:
"Who do you want to delete from the Great School"??
"Who do you like Miss Nursery School"??
"Who do you like Miss Silhouette 2011"??
"Those who can not stand my questions "????
many Vote! ... but have pity!

Friday, February 11, 2011

Doujin Moe Members Accounts

CHRONICLES SERIES OF SEMI-an unforgettable concert ...

http://www.ligachannel.com/
LIGABUE Alliet THESE
lures NEAR THE MISTRESS OF POST
Cremona, Ponchielli theater, concert "almost acoustic" Ligabue
Abstract: Ligabue follows the teacher to his concerts since there were more than 150 people ... and half were there because that night they did nothing better around! I am now almost 20 years ... AAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... goes Well, let me take back the count! Concerts visa? I lost count but I think 13 ...
Foreword to the premise : luckily by Maestra not cry as much as cry at concerts (carers usually pretend not to know!)
Tips: ... I beg you in the theater Ponchielli, know that the gallery is numbered as 300 grams of sardines stuffed into a pack of 100! From one place to another and we do not pass even a sole! I initially had a slight slip claustrophobic, but do you risk passing out in a similar event?? Maiiiii! Thank goodness two people have moved and we were able to breathe!
Introduction: just arrived, I stand beside (next to ... ... almost wearing) to a lady about 50 years that begins with "Please lady sit down, please, where are you? I I accompany my daughter, that I like Ligabue and I know the songs, but she has all her "photoposter" in the room and my son 12 years but not enough of 'Ligabue My husband and I came a time in Milan and there was a shouting, as a crazy and there is more 'come " ... all I had to sit still while ..." Good evening to you too anyway ..."!!!
"But where are you? "" Uh ... near Mantua "..." but by ahhhhhhhhh! Mantua that my husband was nice to fish in the Mincio and then is good for walking ... and Cremona is beautiful, I live in a nearby town but there we are often, but Mantua is especially e. .. "" Actually we live near Lake Garda ... "" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the lake that's great, but how lucky you are that there is no fog ... because it's nice to live in the city, however, the lake ... "and here I was already managed to remove his coat ... Perhaps the effect she was making me claustrophobic! Meanwhile phone calls with her son, the recommendations and makes a thousand over the conversation, takes on the shoulder a girl in front of her (which incidentally had the unfortunate idea to turn around a bit) and says " look ... my son was 12, I called to say hello and I said that here there is so much But people 'is beautiful and in a bit' begins ... "I think ... the girl is still wondering who it was' character I am! Throughout the evening, has not had the courage to turn back even half a degree!
fact is that at least 10 minutes separating us from the beginning of the concert was able to: gymnastics rising about 30 times and revel in the tales of his ailing back, stretch your legs with attached foot whirling , organize a closet-like piling coats the whole row was keen to pull up and down the pile every time one had to pass, make friends with everyone present, including dust mites and tell all the concerts that saw Ligabue with related comments of appreciation ...
And the concert had not begun yet ... I was thinking as he spoke: "... if I lose a second of the concert, and I suppress the party with everyone present, including mites !"
Fortunately, as soon as the lights went out, came into full concert atmosphere and was speechless ... sigh of relief ( my course! ).
Treatment (if you're still there ... I know a bit 'long, but "the best is yet to come "...): after the first song, climate is more 'stadium that theater, so I can let go with cries like " UAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH " ... I promised that I will be content but as to the course, while we are participate with enthusiasm!!
After a few songs and a hundred " UAUAUAUHAHAHAAH ," the lady who had made friends with everyone, was concerned not to look bad, she turns to the row behind me pointing and shouting gleefully: " ... is she! Yes, yes, she is the lady who cries !!!!! ... So I turn around and say "I cry but be patient." The other, screaming their well, but a little 'less of me, smiling and the lady turns to me: " No, go ahead but eh ... want to cry because we are here for that!! And then look in those boxes that serious here ... so that you are having fun !!!!! ... I was practically become its "chief curve-stage"!
half time, the curtain closes. Here she hangs up ... "Ma'am ... I have to congratulate them"! "Ah, thank you ... for what ????" Look, she's too good, does not miss a single word, has not missed one!! No, because I will know, but you know them really well ... !!!!" (here mites were looking for the most painless way to commit suicide!) "Thank you, ma'am, I am twenty years that the song, now I also know when and how to breathe! !!!".
Second Half ... smoothly ... or maybe I have a moment estranged ... Oh no, I forgot that at some point, a girl behind us, noticing the small light emergency that did not give the right atmosphere says, "... seems a bit 'of being in the cemetery ... "and she you did not have a second story ????? " ... I know that I lived near the cemetery ??????????? and in fact were the lights (but should be?) but then they built and not son più viste"!!!! Aiutooooooo...
Finale: si chiude il sipario, lei mi guarda con aria soddisfatta e mi dice: "signora... è stato proprio bello, ci siamo proprio divertite, guardi è stato un piacere, speriamo di rivederci!!!!" ... grazie al cielo non mi ha chiesto il numero di telefono... ormai eravamo così in amicizia che mi sembrava il minimo!!! Spero solo non sia riuscita a prendere il numero di targa dell'auto!!!!
Epilogo: il concerto è stato stupendo-meraviglioso-bellissimo... 
and two hours ... so the lady I would have to pay at least € 30 for the animation provided!!
event not to forget: to the theater, buy tickets only for private boxes!!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

40th Birthday Colours For Women

HOW TO DESTROY THE REPUTATION OF A "good teacher "!!!!

MaestraLaura & Lasignorinadeilibri
Our "dear" Marystar Gelmini want the curriculum teachers are made public ...
I do better: I do not ruin the career of twenty-five rows directly from Signorinadeilibri (aka the missorella). I report faithfully, with a nice shot of copy-paste, one of his legendary comments!

"... I can not help but join in the story, interpreting the thought of mother-betty.
the background, I am the older sister and It was fantastic for me to go to kindergarten .. I still remember the smell of glue, and markers of the garden. especially my teacher Lucia and her jewelry!
after experience this beautiful mom-betty assumed that maestralaura for asylum was as exciting!
mh .. did the bubbles come nervous and allergic to all, until the grandparents have put an end to suffering (yes, ours!) ..
when the teacher has taken six years and the time has come elementary school we were all in pre-hysterical alarm: As has always been "weird", or as Betty says, "is always just the opposite," he began first grade .. and there seemed to be gone forever! mah?!?
jump the curriculum .. too long!
when understood that he wanted to be a teacher in kindergarten and has announced that the university had to rejoin the family .. we had a moment of confusion ... here it is confirmed, the theory is always quite contrary ".. so we put so much effort to go to great did not want to go where young, right?!
No one has ever seen her so happy and gratified by the work .. shame because as an accountant was a bomb and would have a guaranteed career: D "

Now I have to go for the aerosol vagabende raffreddddada hard ... ... and tomorrow night Ligabue waiting for me in theater in Cremona for his acoustic concert ... you will not notice that you do not sing well that true? I would not even ruin this reputation!

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Average First Intercourse Age

CHILDREN ... And templates!

with children 3 years we started the project "body schema" and as a first job we took on the shapes! What a pity not being able to see their faces when they got up from the sheet and looked! Open their eyes and wondered a lot! Each will be colored and embellished with all the accessories needed! But with calm ... we are small! Lorenzo, as he waited his turn to be "shaped" said "I will come, choose me I am pretty !!!!" ... self-esteem to a thousand! (Remember that the Latin lover with multiple girlfriends, and obviously can afford to say it!). I also propose the outline of the teachers ... and given that work with the "crazies" are not sure ... will pull back!
needs of your supporters to convince them!
Update: I forgot to tell you that while I cut some of the children did the rest. In the gloom, with all the shapes on the floor, I felt being in an episode of CSI Crime Scene ... I fear me alone!

Monday, February 7, 2011

Powerpoint Concert Poster Template

EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ...

"This is you with your mother when she took you to Asylum" (Beatrice, 4 years)


EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
By Robert Fulghum

Maximum Part of what I really need to know about how to live, what to do and how to behave I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom is not at the top of the mountain of higher education, but in the castles of sand in the garden of childhood. These are the things I learned:
share everything with others.
play correctly.
do not hurt people.
put things in place.
Place the disorder.
not take what is not mine.
say I'm sorry if I hurt someone.
wash my hands before eat.
The biscuits hot and cold milk are good.
Leading a balanced life: learn, think a little 'and draw, paint, sing, dance, play and work a long day. take a nap every afternoon. In the world, paying attention to traffic, hold hands and stay close to others. Be aware of wonder.
Remember the seed in the pot: the roots go down, the plant rooms and no one really knows how or why, but all of us are like that. The goldfish, hamsters, white mice and even the seed in his bowl: and we all die as well. Do not forget, Finally, the first word I learned, the most important of all: GUARDARE.Tutto what I need to know is there, somewhere: the golden rules, love, food hygiene, ecology, politics and living sensibly.
Simply choose between any of these precepts, process it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to family, employment, government, or the world at large, and will prove true, clear and unshakable. Think about how the world would be better if all of us, we take the whole of humanity milk and cookies every afternoon at three and then we put it under the blankets for a nap, or if all the governments have stuck the basic principle of all things where the call 'and have found to clean up their mess. is always true at any age, that when you go out in the world is better to hold hands and stick together.
Well ... and after this wonderful "Ode to the nursery school", is now on the air ... "confessions of a teacher"
the age of three years, I attended the kindergarten for about 15 days ... My typical day was: hysterics before leaving the house, hysterical and walked through the door, absolute silence, uncomfortable sitting on a bench for hours looking out the window, zero backlash, zero social diseases, acquired a minimum of twenty ... Findings of the teachers: "Madam, if taken into the home because it is a borderline case! Will see that problem when he goes to elementary school ..." Result: no never went to kindergarten! (EVVIVA!) and the primary school was fabulous ... Probably this time by easily in tune with the young ones do not want to start school! And when I tell this story to children, they laugh a lot because if you really can not explain why a teacher who loves being in school, there has never wanted to be when she was little! And yet my mother still does not do you explain that! Tomorrow I tell it to Beatrice, that in his imagination he sees me carefree, with my backpack, to a happy day! However Fulghum's poem also applies to kindergarten teachers who have never gone there but now they have discovered the great value!

I'm going to wipe because tomorrow is a day of explanations Profecciore Gormitico on "Fairly OddParents" and Patty and I still have not understood even the names of the main characters ... then accumulate if we have to justify things to consider ... that hard to go to school!

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Employer Welcome Letter

BY CU-Fist of Fury! Torie

power for our project, during the week, I asked in the kitchen: e. .. onion, banana e. .., (... the zucchini I bought it for compassionate teacher Patty! !) e. .. the machine to make popcorn with the dwarfs of maize and oil together well (I think I can see more !!!!), this morning, once again, into the kitchen for ask one more favor: "I worked a little 'rice??" (... For patients who are lucky! I was expecting a pan head !!!)... and what I??

The Pastamatic in ... person ...
"the strength of a hundred hands" remember?
... but with two cooks well, what do you do with a mixer??
(Ps: do not ask me to send home
... I know you've thought!)

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Diffusion And Osmosis Lab Report

C-C-TRANI PULCIANTI AND BEYOND ... BEAUTIFUL

The "Gor-mythical" begins to explain to an unsustainable rate. In addition, he started talking about " a pulciante in my room and my ciorella you the c-chatting and there becomes a "tiller" and then we run the bed and my ciorella be eighteen in-hell and back that is a puppet of clay .. . " (this does not even know the puppet master that Patty had been absent for a moment because" Cta talking to maectre) ... attention ... the first signs of a desire to evict his sister from the room! I do not know ... the question should be thorough!
Nicole, while the shape of an orange dot, "Master ... it is true that there is a vegetable??" "Of course Nicole, good, is a ..." " ALBERAGGIO "!
Frederick, after tasting the banana says, "Hey did you put the teacher S-PEEL the trash!"

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